this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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