I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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