You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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