wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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