No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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