my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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