Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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