The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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