so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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