today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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