no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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