How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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