She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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