Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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