Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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