spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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