I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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