I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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