Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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