5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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