So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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