i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I puked a lego.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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