Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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