none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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