GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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