Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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