escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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