in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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