Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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