if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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