The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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