Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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