I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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