I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wear drunk well.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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