whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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