all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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