you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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