now i know why i became what i already was.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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