We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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