Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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