Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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