so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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