U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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