no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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