help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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