i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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