hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm so fucking centered right now
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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