I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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