just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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