Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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